Spring has sprung!
And what that means in real life is that millions of trees and grasses and weeds are sperming non-stop into the air. The air that we breath and that surrounds us. And touches our eyes and mouths.
Which for many people, causes the body to revolt. It starts to fight off the intruding plant jism, which it should, but which also makes a mess of your entire life.
Ugh. Fighting off tree spunk is not pretty.
But for those of you who do not experience seasonal allergies…
…that just tells me you’re okay with it.